Thailand06 Feb 2007 11:41 am

After 430 odd days, around 60 000km, 12 countries (if you count a brief foray into Laos and Burma) and at least an oil tanker worth of booze, the travel is finally over. A fact I’m sure some of you will be laughing your asses off about. Bastards.
For those I managed to meet and catch up with on the journey, it’s been a bloody great trip. Just now getting a chance to look through some pictures, it’s hard to believe so much went on in a time that seemed to fly by.
During my last week in Thailand I booked a day trip up to the Golden Triangle (and subsequently sat and drank whisky with the tour agent much longer than was advisable considering the following days trip).
The Golden Triangle is an area in Northern Thailand where Thailand, Myanmar(Burma) and Laos converge around the Mekong River. In past times it was a big opium growing and trading region, between the three countries where the main currency for purchase was gold (hence the Golden Triangle, or so I’m told) Nowdays though, the opium crops have all but dissapeared and it remains a bit of a tourist trap. With a trip along the Mekong river into Burmese waters and then a brief stop in Laos it was still a worthwhile journey, allowing me the chance to have a shot of famous Laos Snake whisky. This throat burning drink is scooped from a big jar containing a fermented Cobra with a scorpion in it’s mouth. Mmmm
Back in Chiang Mai, I had the opportunity to hire a death trap of a scooter for the day and hoon up to Doi Suthep, a big Golden Buddhist Temple. Sitting atop a mountain with a brilliant view over Chiang Mai, the temple is covered in Golden Spires, rows of cast iron bells surrounding the pagoda and definitely has a spiritual air about the place. Reading into a bit of theory behind Buddhism, I found some interesting elements but couldn’t get to a totally quiet mind. This I think, had to do with the fact I’d left my passport as collateral for the scooter with a guy called ‘Mr Beer’. Trustworthy or what?
Cruising through the hectic streets of Chiang Mai that night like a madman, I had a few close calls but bloody hell was it fun.
My last full day I ended up at a thai cookery school, which did not start well. The obligatory market tour had me tasting a fermented duck egg. Purple and clear like Jelly instead of white, with a gooey black centre not unlike an oyster I struggled to hold it down, mainly because I don’t like eggs anyway.
The rest of the cooking school though was a culinary delectation, with six courses of Thai food that turned out to be suprisingly easy to make.
The following day however, the ardous journey home began, ending with a 6am landing in Sydney a day later. It wasn’t long before the catch up drinks began, meeting up with Phil in Sydney and then heading home to Coffs and more drinks. There’s still the return to Newcastle to contend with also. For now though I’ll wrap it up and enjoy the comforts of home, beach time, a bit of tennis, bbq’s….isn’t the holiday meant to be over?

Thailand27 Jan 2007 02:39 pm
The reality of going home and the end of travelling has become a more immediate concern, but I’ll be damned if I’m not going to squeeze out every last drop of entertainment I can before being shackled once again to chains of university (a lot lighter than some I’ll admit and not all bad)
Since leaving Koh Samui, I spent a few days at Khao Sok National park (thanks for the tip Loz) and ended up boating about on a huge lake past massive Karst limestone formations, trekking through jungle, delving deep into bat filled submerged caves and swimming at remote untouched waterfalls. Add to this the compulsory end of day massage, a few quiet beers and card games with fellow travelers, and the insansely cheap and delicious Thai food, it becomes an easy life to grow accustomed to.
Heading off to the islands of the south-west, I fell in with a German couple I’d met and on their recommendation travelled to the island of Koh Jam (or Jum). A sleepy little fishing island, with no electricity, breezy beachside bungalows for less than 5 bucks a night and best of all only a smattering of tourists, it was in stark contrast to the overcrowded, overcommercialised tourist traps that sadly many other islands have become. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time for Koh Jam, but for now I was happy to sit back and relax in this island paradise.Dilla, the owner of the bungalows is the friendliest person you’ll ever meet, and along with her sister will burst into constant bouts of uncontrolled laughter.
Serving up huge expertly cooked meals for around a dollar and staying in the simple but comfortable bungalows for less $4 a night, it was no wonder that my plan to stay for a couple nights dragged into a week. Why keep searching when you’ve already reached paradise? Although I’d planned to visit some other islands, I opted instead to take a day trip to Bamboo island near Koh Phi Phi for some snorkelling in clear emerald waters with abundant fish life, but not so spectacular coral. (The tsunami had something to do with this, but you can’t top the Great Barrier Reef anyway)
Reluctantly deciding there was more to see before leaving Thailand, I headed up to Chiang Mai in the North and headed out for a three day trek with all the usual tourist gimickry. Elephant riding, staying in local villages high in the mountains, caves, waterfalls and some decent hills to climb, it was definitely a full-on experience. With a group consisting of English, Spanish, French, Dutch and Japanese, I was quick to warn them they could expect a visit from me somewhere down the road. The highlight of it all though was our last night in a remote village where their 8 day new year celebrations were well under way, consisting of constant fireworks, mass dancing and sitting around drinking homemade rice wine in the hut of some locals. Trekking the next day with a sore head was not ideal, thankfully the ice cold river where we went whitewater rafting and bamboo rafting eased the pain.
With less than a week left I’m now in Chiang Rai visiting some people for a few days before taking some Thai cooking lessons in Chiang Mai (a paltry substitute for the withdrawals I’ll get once home) and finally heading back to Bangkok. Typically the airline has chosen my departure date as a good time to strike, so that throws a spanner in the works but I’m sure I’ll get back to good old Oz eventually. Happy Australia Day for yesterday and can’t wait to down a few schooies of aussie beer with those still in the homeland.
Till then, adios

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